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Jay Zalowitz
Technical Co-Founder at Generator Lab
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Technical Co-Founder at Generator Lab
From San Francisco
Birthday on October 24
Male
The following is 98% true:

I am a dynamic figure. I write award-winning code, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trumpet playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with a very tiny amount of speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes, this is mostly due to an inability to keep track of time. I am an expert in social media, a veteran in halo, and an outlaw in Peru.

I could play bluegrass cello if really challenged, I was scouted by quite a few tech companies, I am the subject of a research paper that will probably not get published. I once won a contest to make a suspension bridge out of kinect.

I enjoy indoor skydiving. I can't art. I don't really get hungover. I am a private citizen, yet I have received fan e-mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured Europe and the Middle east. In tee ball I bat .400. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read all three hunger games books in a weekend due to the power of audio-books. I sleep 6 hours a day most of the time. I honestly believe that due to the effects of string theory the laws of physics do not apply to me, or me in any other possible universes

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact rugby, and when that option isn't available I like long walks(a + if there is a beach nearby like today). Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a pan and a toaster oven. I breed prize winning genetic algorithms. I have played a guard in much ado about nothing, I have performed emergency triage, and I was born in the same city Elvis lived, he once offered my dad a free car after a football game (and every other kid he played with), my dad couldn't get one as he wasn't old enough to drive.
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